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“Put him to work in the kitchen, here, washing dishes.”
“He wouldn’t last.”
“Every time he drops a dish, I give him a slap.”
“He wouldn’t last two minutes.”
“Every time he makes a mistake, a slap.”
“Yes I think that’s it.”
Back to the friday cafe.